Politics is all about eyebrows

Actually I have a theory, it has a lot of poetic licence but the theory is thus:-

Politics is all about eyebrows.  Bob Menzies - huge eyebrows.  Hawke - eyebrows, Howard - eyebrows. Now it may have looked like Howard didn't have eyebrows but he had an eyebrow dresser.  Now if that doesn't scream long long long eyebrows what does?

Rudd's eyebrows are too anaemic, and therefore not a long lasting PM in his first term.
And then we have Julia, she of course hasn't huge horny eyebrows ergo not long term PM material either.  It remains to be seen if Rudd can grow eyebrows so he can make the grade the second time around.  Maybe he could put on a Groucho mask.  You know, you can fool some of the people some of the time and so on.

I am not forgetting dear old Gough.  He definitely had the eyebrows.  Sacked by Kerr, I shout from the tree tops, "He was robbed."  Down with John Kerr!  Come to think of it Kerr had the eyebrows as well.

Eyebrows, yep that's how it all goes.

PS.  Julia was dumped for Rudd
Rudd held the election and Rudd got dumped by the Liberals.
I was right it is all to do with eyebrows.