Senility

You cannot ring up with the tv remote control.

You cannot answer your glass of water.

You cannot hang up your glass of water.......simple hint....drink the water...answer/hang up the phone.

Leave a sign to tell you what to do.

Make another sign to tell you what the first sign meant.

Make another sign to tell you where to look for the other two signs.

Write this sign in English..... English, you know the language you speak....... English you speak it............right??????

You cannot put the milk frothing machine in the fridge.

You cannot get the cat dry out and think it will make really nice cereal........it doesn't.

You don't have to start the car when you just started it.

You must not have a passenger/witness in the car when you start it twice.

Above all do not under pain of death try to get money out of your ATM with your driver's licence.

In reality, you are considered much less senile if no-one witnesses any of the above.

One thing you can do is go to bed when you want to.............................and get up whenever!