I hate computers

Today I let the computer update things.  I didn't know what things but it all looked ok.  However, the stupid thing has upgraded me yes, but I cannot find anything anymore.  I don't know where my favourites are.  It has gobbled them up.  I am quite confused about the new configuration of the screen.  Why is it that better doesn't mean easier?  I have stopped it from showing me Perth's weather in farhenheit (sic.)  I suppose that is a step forward.  The computer also seems slower.  Does an upgrade usually make something go slow, I think not?   Well it has done one thing, it has given me a headache.  It is a crumby day, hot and sticky and definitely not my cup of tea and now just when I thought I could sit quietly in front of the air-conditioner, I am brought undone by a stinky update.  So computer, why are you hiding things from me.  I don't like it and the worst thing is I cannot fix it.  I hate computers, yes you heard me, I HATE computers.