Attached to mammary glands

I have just finished reading a google article about women who are angry about men looking at their breasts.  Years ago when I was working at Customs and Excise the Invoice Room Officers all looked at my breasts.  I had made a really nice dress that did not fit properly across the chest.  When I leaned over to get invoices for said officers they had a really good view.  I liked the dress and wanted to wear it so I used to stick it to my chest with false eyelash glue.  'Problem Solvered.'

I do remember having nice breasts.  I could put a biro under my breast and it would fall out.  Now I can hold a whole phone book and it stays firmly wedged.  While once my nipples pointed perkily up they now point straight down and I cannot even see them.  Too sad really! 

Amazingly my breasts are still judged to be too dense for the mammogram machine.  That is a plus because when they get to be 'un-dense' it means they will be so saggy like big droopy dugs.  I will be able to roll them up and put them inside my bra.  I wear a bra  now because I can incase the breasts inside them and it still looks like I have some kind of bust.

So no, I do not get annoyed when men look at my breasts.  I would be stunned if any man gave them a second glance. I do believe Julia Morris calls breasts fun bags.  So girls take all the stares and the glances while you can because the whole fun bag structure will sag and move south only too soon.

My final words are young boobs are beautiful.  Love them, display them and accept any admiration that comes your way.