Dentists

I often wonder why a person would choose to be loathed by the general public.  No-one wants to visit one and you enter the waiting room and hear the drill blasting away you certainly don't want to stay there.  My dentist is a perfectly nice person, he smiles when you enter his room (this is because he is a sadist and enjoys inflicting pain on people) and he has a casual little chat.  Then he covers up his face with a mask (this is so your cannot see his daemonic smile) while he x-rays and then sticks huge needles into you gums and perhaps the roof of your mouth.  The needle to stop it hurting, hurts!!!!!  He tortures you by checking out which drilling implement is the largest and then sits there smiling to himself while he waits for the needle that hurts to deaden your gums.  Once the nurse has inserted the loud sucky thing into your mouth he asks you questions.  Chat, chat, chatty chat chat.  I don't know about you but I cannot talk with all that hardware in my mouth and plus I have a morbid fear of my tongue slinking over to the tooth and getting drilled.  The nurse is now using the sucky thing to take little bits of old filling and tooth out of my mouth.  With all the stretching of the mouth and the water in the mouth I cannot breathe.  I have to keep trying to swallow the backed up water but does that stop the sadistic, let us say, (prick) oh no, he thrives on it.  I always seem to score a dentist who  wants me to open my mouth wider and wider.  I don't know about you but if I am in pain I tend to grit my teeth so the dentist is asking me to do the opposite to what my body is telling me.  It is saying shut your mouth, he cannot get at you if you just refuse to open wider or even open at all.  The worst bit about being a dentist is that it is extremely expensive.  Even if you are in, let us say Bupa, you still have to pay huge amounts of money just to be tortured.  I think the man should pay me.  I didn't bite him, did I?  I didn't punch him or hit him over the head with his stupid metal tray.  I was good plus I paid mega amounts of money for the honour.  So what makes a person a dentist?  Either they enjoy inflicting pain or maybe it is just the money, the huge amounts of money that they get paid.  I rest my case.