I am obviously being tested. I don't mind being tested in an exam or for blood pressure or cholesterol, however, when a machine tests me just to screw me over I protest vigorously. For some reason this beloved (see I can be nice) computer tried to make me crazy by telling me I was not online. It told me I was not on my wireless connection. I spent some time going out into the kitchen to plug the blue cord in so I could tell the computer that yes I was connected. After about an hour I finally found somewhere to put my pin. Of course I couldn't remember my pin so that was a joy. I probably have a different pin for almost all of my apps. This is great to stop anyone from being able to log on to my stuff but sometimes when the old brain has a freeze it makes things a little hairy. Anyway, I finally gave the computer what it wanted and it let me log on to my internet.
I have some good ideas for computers that do not let me do what I want to do. A. Smash computer with jack hammer. B. Drop computer into a large trough of water while it is still connected to the power outlet. C. Pour honey over the computer and put it in the backyard near an ants nest. D. Drag computer behind the car for a trip to say, Alice Springs. E. Take computer to the zoo and get an elephant to stand on it. F. Hang computer by the cord from a very high building and wait for the cord to break. Well I am sure you get the idea.
I know you all thought I was a lovely little old lady but don't let the gray hair fool you. I am an extremely viscious person who holds a grudge for years and years and well, forever. Like an elephant I never forget. So computer if you know what is good for you, don't screw with me any more.
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