Brain disfunction

Yes folks my brain has literally turned into a walnut. It has shrivelled down to a tiny dried up version of itself. Today it started off as a barely functioning human brain to go with my barely functional self but suddenly, without warning it turned up its toes (circuitry) and died. Oh yes there is enough brain left for me to go about my business on some levels but anything to do with logic and numbers has like Elvis, left the building. They say it will all be over when the fat lady sings, well I am singing people,I AM singing.