Butt cheeks

This is just too funny. Police pulled over a car and found two men, $22.000 and ecstasy tablets. Not so funny I guess but there is more. One of the men must have thought there was a possibility of getting caught and thoughtfully hid $3,000 between his bum cheeks. The mind boggles. Did he wrap the money up? Did he have huge bum cheeks? Was he in the habit of stashing little bits and pieces up his bum cheeks regularly? Or when he shopping does he reach into his underpants for paper money or perhaps some loose change that he couldn't fit anywhere else. Perhaps this gentleman didn't have time to actually push a little package of money into his rectum. So on the spur of the moment, as the police where pulling them over he just wedged them in the place where the wedgies go. "Hey love, what's this on the $50?"